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[13 Jun 2006|09:01pm] |
1. so, i have approximately three bosses. meaning, at work, at literally ANY GIVEN MOMENT, i am supposed to be doing three separate tasks. i'm not really sure which one to choose most of the time.
2. from where i am temporarily staying in the suburbs, my commute takes about four hours daily. HOLY SHIT. that's like half of the time i am awake everyday.
3. there is absolutely no one, I REPEAT NO ONE, on campus right now worth running into. ok, maybe there are a couple of people. but still. the place is fuckin' DESERTED. yesterday i was excited to run into this bus driver i recognized. and by "run into" i mean "get on the bus of."
4. this guy i work kept giving my gobstoppers today. nice gesture, but my mouth turned multicolored. it was almost worse than the red wine incident. except i wasn't drunk, so, actually, it was much worse than the red wine incident.
moral of the story: all of you bitches that left chicago need to return immediately. in fact, I need to return to chicago immediately. i need to do things with my time that don't include working, commuting, or updating my livejournal.
p.s. - this week, i replaced all of my vices with myspace. WHAT THE FUCK.
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[06 Jun 2006|02:41pm] |
not only did i finish my sosc paper on woman's sexual oppression, but i finished it an hour early! not only did it not suck THAT badly, but it contained this sentence(!):
"Furthermore, the negative consequences of this repression is clear; it aids to an unfair and undesirable societal position for both females, who must bear the burden of liberation without actually receiving its fruits, and black men, who must pay for the sexual problems of white people through oppression."
daaaaang why do i think that sentence is so funny?! probably because of the phrase "white people."
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[02 Jun 2006|12:29pm] |
i woke up at 9 and i was STILL DRUNK.
i was also walletless.
so i stumbled to work and came down over a pile of invoices.
i wasn't completely aware but i was aware enough to notice the AWKWARDLY SILENT office party on my way out. damn.
i am going to go back to bed now. after i hardcore drink some water.
in summation,
i want some pasta
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[22 May 2006|08:16pm] |
i couldn't nap today so i got out of bed, and smoked while listening to bright eyes.
it was SO RETARDED.
so retarded that i felt the need to share it with the internet community.
fer serious, i must have regressed at least back to high school with that move.
IF NOT EARLIER.
shout out to kenny. jerkface.
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speaking of high school, i haven't changed my livejournal interests since tenth grade.
i don't know if you're aware of this, but i have actually become LESS gay since high school.
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[24 Apr 2006|05:56am] |
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i still can't sleep
i have been awake for almost 24 hours
this is very strange
i feel neurotic
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[23 Apr 2006|10:42am] |
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i can't goddamn motherfucking sleep! who the fuck doesn't goddamn motherfucking sleep at 10:45 on a sunday morning? i swear to god, i have been up since 9:18 AT LEAST.
goddammit.
motherfucker.
I AM SO AWAKE. i am so awake that i don't even now how or why but i can feel it deep inside. i am so awake that i don't know what to do.
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[14 Mar 2006|02:51pm] |
jesus christ, i just wrote the worst paper ever, but the title was SO GOOD:
"sick sad world: an exploration of masochism in contemporary society"
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
i know how it happened. i didn't give myself enough time. i wrote it today, and by the time i realized i was discussing two different types of masochism, it was too late, and i had to go with it. my conclusion was something like "yep, so, these two types of masochism aren't really alike at all. DAMN WE'RE SO MASOCHISTIC."
i mean, i thought it would be just one type, but now i realise that there are so very many faces of masochism...
this paper could have been amazing. why do i do this to myself? perhaps it is my own personal form of masochism?
oh well
SPRING BREAK
~~~updizzle~~~
and then i turned it in four minutes late because i felt the need to update my livejournalabout it before i turned it in.
GOD I HATE MYSELF
time for some hardcore punishment
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[09 Mar 2006|12:57pm] |
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alcohol+mcdonald's+narcotics+my period=probably the worst stomach ache of my life
the university of chicago just nominated its new president, and dear lord is he a stud:
mmmmm
i have a teacher crush, i have a teacher crush. he was my first philosophy teacher here and he is on wikipedia! apparently he coined some crazy philosophy of mind term. i want to take a class with him next quarter but if i do, i will need to take a class on the graduate level. also, i kind of want to be him when i grow up. i always see him outside of Swift Hall chainsmoking. maaaan.
speaking of philosophy, i really ought to be doing my paper right now. i'm writing on leibniz and i am kind of mad that my current philosophy teacher did not stress how very awesome leibniz is. it's so psychadelic, he says that time, like, doesn't exist.
p.s. - i am on the brink of homosexuality
p.p.s. - but i am never getting my cooter waxed again. i mean, call me a hippy, but it is NOT comfortable, and i refuse to sacrifice my comfort for the sake of others. deaaaaaal with it.
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[02 Mar 2006|03:25pm] |
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goddammit. i hate bulimic people that vomit on the back of the toilet seat in public restrooms. come on, people, have a little class, lift up the toilet seat before you vomit.
humph. the flu makes me grumpy. and the medicine makes me woooozy.
fashion show tommorrow, be there or be excommunicated.
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[22 Feb 2006|02:31am] |
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I just realised, as of yesterday, I have been out of a long-term relationship for one year!
And I have only developed four substance abuse problems and two neurosis!
DEAR GOD WHY AM I SO FABULOUS?!?
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[28 Jan 2006|07:59pm] |
morganna: *lights up a cigerette* yeah, so i guess i am not quitting smoking.
jadine: it's okay - no one thought you were.
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[08 Jan 2006|09:32pm] |
as of today, i am a non-smoker.
it's on livejournal, so it's true.
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wait, i don't want to quit smoking.
no, dammit, no. i am a non-smoker. right. now.
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[15 Dec 2005|03:06am] |
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i just received a chainletter promising that, if i broke the chain, i would have bad luck in relationships for the next five years.
HA.
AS IF i need a chainletter to give me bad luck in relationships.
i realised this today while i was playing the "chicken soup for the teenage soul" boardgame with pete (boredom can make you do terrible, awful things) and i was asked to list good things to do on a first date. the only thing i could think to put was "the other person."
it occurs to me that i have no conception of romance. i don't really understand how one person could value another...romantically. but that's okay. i'm down with that. heterosexual dating is whack anyway, and lesbians are like unicorns (i'm beginning to doubt their existence).
let the five years of bad luck begin! i'mreadyi'mreadyi'mreadyi'mready!
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[09 Nov 2005|06:25pm] |
yesterday my doctor told me that for every single cigerette i smoke, my cervix smokes ten.
i'm not sure what that means, but...
JESUS CHRIST MY CERVIX SMOKES SO MUCH.
my cervix smoked like two packs yesterday. i think it needs to chill the fuck out.
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[02 Nov 2005|07:55am] |
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yesterday i went to the grocery store and bought some bologna on impulse. BOLOGNA. WHO MAKES IMPULSE PURCHASES SUCH AS THESE? WHO??
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[27 Oct 2005|05:29pm] |
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last night, i had a dream that billy gave me a pencillin shot in my ass. most. disturbing. dream. ever.
billy thinks it means i need more sex. thanks, billy.
justyna thinks it means that i don't have enough enzymes in my pancreas to break up sugar. thanks, justyna.
i think it's FUCKED UP.
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[19 Oct 2005|02:14am] |
the other day i realised that i couldn't take advil because of the amount of alcoholic beverages i consume daily. yeeeeep, that was lame. the month of excess is hereby OVER. i'm really ready for this phase to be done with. i need a change - i'm feeling really antsy, like there has been too much of a pattern lately.
anyway, i am a total rockstar. they quoted me in the university newspaper for this article about the potential smoking ban in the dorms...actually, it would be more accurate to say that they MISquoted me but whatever whatever I'M A ROCKSTAR.
bleh. insomnia. bleeeeh.
i thought i just saw a ghost in the corner, but it was just my shadow.
so i got a job at this cafe over on 57th street. totaaaaal rockstar.
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[09 Oct 2005|09:13pm] |
"I know what people say about me.
'Anita Liberty's so angry.'
'Anita Liberty's so angry at men.'
'Anita Liberty just needs to get laid.'
And I'm like, you know...duh!"
-excerpt from my new favorite book, how to heal the hurt by hating
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